stalled on the tracks

Ladies.

Why are you so... so... so deceptive? So indirect? So decieving?

If you know the exact problem of a situation why ask a question to see if we're going to lie? We don't want to lie. We'd actually like to save this lie for something bigger but noooo, you force us into a corner. Stop it I say, just stop. Just come out and say you saw us do it or you know we did it and just want to know why. We'll admit it. You caught us fair and square. We might even applaud you on your detective work and take note of it for that one day we need to find out something juicy about others.

The other classic is the look which I find to be hilarious. You won't say nothing as we say hello and continue on our day as if nobody is about to be stabbed in the lung while watching you ride a steaming train en route to crash into our stalled car of innocence. Just speak up; because if I pretend to not see it then the pressure in your system reaches that dangerous red level and they say I'm the one with the risk of high blood pressure. When there is a problem, address it or the problem wasn't that big to begin with.

Oh, here's a good one, "You had me so worried. Why didn't you at least call?" Cause obviously I wasn't worried at all. If you are so worried and need to hear from me, here's a bright idea, pick up the phone and dial. "But why should I call? You're supposed to call me." Please, if wanted to call you that means I would have been thinking about you (burnnnn!).

Other than that, we love you. We even find the pre-mentioned quarks a bit funny. Just stop being so complicated and you'll get more loving and appreciation. Hey, we might even tell you that once in a while.

oh and happy new year.